“Eew! Tyler’s blood is on my shirt!”
“We were plucking like chickens!”
“And we pray for the bathroom, that it will come clean!”
“What is the world coming to, that we’re praying about toilets?!”
“I feel like a cricket on the verge if a trash can!”
“I need to practice! What if my jury comes up and I’m not ready? What if I turn into a fish?”
“If I were a kitchen item I’d be a corkscrew because I’m so funny!”
