“I prefer going shopping for avocados because they look prettier than clothing.” – A.P.
“If people in movies listened to me, a lot more of them would still be alive!” – D. P.
“I thought everyone else was in the wrong place!” – A.P.
One day the homework for beginning orchestra was to practice pg 7 (meaning page 7). E.P. asked, “Is our homework rated PG?”
M.F. walks into orchestra. The first words out of his mouth: “I ate whiskey.”
“Miss Musick, you look like a blond tomato!” – A.P.
Haha! I like the “blond tomato” one the best! Were you laughing really hard and red in the face when that was said of you? I get pretty red in the face when I’m embarrassed.
Yeah, I was laughing really hard. Actually, everyone was… I’m not sure how it started. It may have been the funny picture someone drew on the board, or it may have been the kid walking in and saying he ate whiskey. It was all downhill from there.