In Guitar class, H.L. was struggling with a rhythm, but finally got it in time for a quiz. Just before playing, she said, “I’m feelin’ it! Let’s hope that Karma doesn’t fail me now! Don’t worry guys, I don’t believe in Karma I believe in Jesus!”
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In a violin lesson:
A.P. “Your name lives up to you!”
Me: “You mean I live up to my name?”
A.P. “Right, that makes more sense.”
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When the clock in my office was running out of battery, it started spinning out of control trying to connect to the radio signal. I took it down from the wall and removed the battery. When A.P. asked why the clock was gone, I said, “I gave the clock a time out.”
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During K.N.’s guitar lesson, I was empathizing with her frustrations, but it came out as a lisp: “This pieth, it ith the death of you!”
